Craptanisty Land

Friday, August 31, 2007

For Eleanore

Monday, August 27, 2007

Miss Teen USA 2007

Jay and Becky should be celebrating Miss Colorado's recent crowning at the Miss Teen USA competition. However something tells me Scott and Malisa are especially proud of Miss South Carolina for her thoughtful insights.

Congratulations Scott and Malisa. You've got to be proud of your state.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

8 little known facts about Monti

  1. I am a member of the American Independent Party. When I was 18 and registered to vote I checked the box Independent, mistaking it for "no party" affiliation. According to my sources I wasn't the only one who made this mistake. However, I still haven't changed my registration.
  2. When I was delivering food to a law office I backed the van into a porshe boxster. I was praying it was just a scratch but I crushed it like a tin can.
  3. My first cat was named Buffy. We used to take naps together. She even sucked her thumb like me. Unfortunately she was hit by a car. I remembered that my dad brought me out to the garage to say goodbye. I always wondered what happened to her after I said goodbye. I finally got my dad to admit last year that he smashed her head in with a sledgehammer. Yikes. In my dad's defense he was very shaken up about the incident.
  4. I was a small kid growing up. In 4th grade I weighed 40lbs. In 5th grade 50lbs, 6th grade 60lbs, 7th grade 70lbs and so on. I'm so glad when I grew up we didn't have the same car seat laws.
  5. I like pie better than cake.
  6. I had to have surgery on my left hand because I stuck it in a food processor.
  7. I think wearing a high heeled shoe with a skirt above your knee is trampy.
  8. My right arm pit sweats more than my left.

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

My New Looks

Kasey aka Lulu turned me on to a great time waster. So here is what I wasted my time on yesterday.

Heather Berry

Heather Banks
Heather Aniston

Heather Beckham
Heather Johansen
Heather Portman

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Not the Same Person: A.K.A. Ed was right

A few weeks ago I was watching House of 1000's corpse's. While I was watching the movie I was certain that Stiffler's Mom (Jennifer Coolidge) was in the Movie. However I was checking IMDB tonight and released it was Karen Black. So Ed you were right. But in my defense this chicks look the same.

So I present to you Exhibit A: A photo of Jennifer Coolidge

Now for Exhibit B: A photo of Karen Black

I think the photos speak for themselves but, it is still a win for Ed.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007


Kendall gave me the idea but, here is the simpsonized me.