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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Dr. Doolittle and Scary Spice

I just heard about the oddest and latest Celebrity pairing. It seems that Eddie Murphy and Mel B. a.k.a. Scary Spice have been dating for 3 months. Not only that but they have moved in together and reportedly tattooed each others names on their bodies. The gossip rags say that marriage is soon and the proposed name is Scareddie Spurphy. Poor Eddie he just can't resist these Mama-Zons (like Amazons but Mannly.)

In other news Mr. Eko was arrested =(


Blogger Adam said...

Those Lost actors, always getting into trouble with the law. Tsk, tsk.

The gossip mag didn't really offer that name combo, did it?

7:35 AM  
Blogger Monticore said...

Ohh yes it did.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

Really? I mean, do they have 12-year-olds writing for them?

1:48 PM  
Blogger Monticore said...

Well I don't know about that but they all seem to have a passion for irrelevant and frivolous news

2:04 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

Heather, here is some solid gold entertainment. Hope you enjoy it.

8:53 PM  
Blogger The Jay said...

Eko was only arrested because he was a force for good and the Hanso Foundation has its tentacles in all sorts of nefarious places and is able to influence the law enforcement in Hawaii.

7:22 AM  
Blogger edluv said...

tell me what you want what you really really want...i want a i want a i want a...
i want half eddie!

3:05 PM  

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