All I can say wow!

Who is this? Want some hints? She's 62, an academy award winner and looks hotter than most of us ever will. It's Helen Mirren. Wow that's a crazy good bod at any age.

Comment FAIL

So about a year and a half ago I ran a post entitled Hair Club for Cat's? Today Puddles received a solicitation via the comments box for hair restoration. Thank God she can't read. Thank God the solicitor did realize she is a cat.



I don't know what recently came over puddles but the other day I caught her trying on various hair pieces. I think she is going with the "Trump Look"

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The Boys

Here's a picture of my nephews a week later. They look much cuter and I can see they are going to be trouble makers.

When in doubt improvise

It may be hard to see but one of the old ladies has what looks like barrettes in her hair (Can be seen at :04-:06). Upon closer examination these are in fact curlers (seem to be the variety that Carly wears). So instead of a hearty laugh I give her mad props. So what she didn't have any barrettes she didn't let that stop her. So aside from your hideous crimes, you go girl!

Science Bitches! (on loan from Adam)

I heard this story today and it made me chuckle. I've been catching myself thinking about it and laughing all day.

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

and the following takes place.

Other county officials quickly interceded to break it up and get the meeting back on track. TV news cameras were rolling, after all.

Sweet Dreams

So I have no idea why this happens but I often have crazy dreams. Maybe being crazy has something to do with it.

Last night was so crazy I had to share, so get ready for a look into my inner psyche.

I dreamed that Ed and I were visiting Jay and Becky. They lived in Condo-like place with a couple other people.

For some reason Jay set his neighbor's house on fire. It was poor old lady. As she was screaming that her house was on fire, Ed and Jay went speeding away in the Civic for some more mayhem. Where were they going? To kill the dad from 7th Heaven of course! I can't remember how they killed this guy but they did dismember him, put him in a plastic bag and stuff him in the trunk. Only problem is the trunk wouldn't close. But these guys seemed none too concerned about this even when the security guard at Jay's new place looked at the trunk suspiciously .

The next day we all went on an outing to find a barrel of acid to put the guy in. The dream gets too fuzzy to remember from there but it was pretty disturbing

Kinda Interested

Any One Else?

MMM FAT

As some of you may already know I've been trying to loose some unwanted pounds by sticking to a 1200 calorie a day diet and only allowing 12 fat grams per serving. This has been going on for approximately 3 weeks. The last few days I have been getting strong cravings for something fatty. I hear it is okay to cheat every once in a while on your diet so I decided today was the day.

But where should I splurge?? Should I get some crackers and a can of easy cheese? No, I might over do it and get a tummy ache. I finally decided on an IN-N-OUT grilled cheese with fries. It was about double my usual meal calories and fat intake but it was wonderful and sure hit the spot.



Thank you fat for tasting so good.

I'm an Aunt

On Sunday my brother Eric and his wife Bridgette had twins. They look kinda gross now but I'm sure they will get cuter.


This is Forest he weighs 4 lbs

This is Robin he weighs 6lbs