Please Head My Plea
Lindsey, Paris, and Ashley, Please hear me when I say "expand your man whore pool."
Mandy More and Hillary Duff were guilty of this about a year ago but they both wised up and got themselves some steady dorks
Lately you all have been taking dips in the Willmar, Paris S. And Carter brother pools. This had led to too too many public disputes fighting over these lame man whores.
I not only fear for your reputations as upstanding young ladies but I fear for your health. Since the dating pool in which you take dip from is scaringly small I fear a vicious strain of an STD or STI could take you all out in a single night of partying.
Please head my warning before the world loses your beauty and talent before you turn 30.