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Saturday, May 31, 2008

May was the month of love

This month has gone by so fast and it seems that a ton of Celebrities have been twitter patted. So here is my quick congrats to the recent marriages and engagements that have taken me by surprise and made me catch my breath.


Nick and Mariah you were the first and the most surprising. Nick, I gotta give you big props for recycling a ring from a previous relationship. Way to go getting married at 6 flags. How classy.

Oh Jessica too bad your low key relationship and wedding was over shadowed by the Wentz-Simpson debacle.Oh kids, you are so hard core rock-n-roll selling your photos to any magazine that will have you. I'm sure this marriage will last longer that Jessica's and Nick's

Yikes! I wonder where they are going to register? My guess is that they have their eyes on some nice hand blown art glass water pipes or some of the medicinal plants at the local weed co-op.
Way to go Catcher's Mitt. You show those people your still in the mood for love. I just hope you don't wait too long to have the wedding. I mean you are 71 I'm just being realistic.
Wow I didn't even know you guys knew each other. Well he seems like a better choice than Jared Leto but are you really ready to marry Van Wilder?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:41 PM  
Blogger edluv said...

van wilder looks like a young ed burns.

and i'm sure wilson & hudson have all the glassware they need.

7:38 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

Wait, who is Catcher's Mitt marrying?

1:46 PM  
Blogger Monticore said...

He is marrying a 40-somthing-year-old normie"

7:10 PM  

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