My patience has expired
At Christmas Ed gave me an Annoy-A-Tron.
I had seen this in Think Geek and had vision of using it against my co-workers. However when the Holidays rolled around I was in a jollier mood and decided not to use it until I needed to.
Today is that day. I has only been four hours and their incessant complaining, reading emails aloud (that I just sent them), vocalizing every thought that tumbles across their brain (like the barren prairie) and audible exhales has brought me to the verge of nausea.
Tomorrow I will install it and reveille in reporting all the dysfunction it causes