Breaking News

Today when I was watching T.V. I saw that the news scroll started in at the bottom. My mind started to raise. What happened?? Did Lindsey Lohan rob a pharmacy? Did Brittney wear panties this Labor Day? Did Nicole Ritchie solve the mystery of her inability to gain weight? No, No, and No.

What was the breaking news story? Apparently Billy Joel's wife was denied entrance into Puffy's Labor Day White Party.

Why was she denied entrance?

Security was very tight at the bash, with the rap mogul's security guards turning away guests who weren't wearing pure white.

The paper reports that one unlucky man had to strip off in the street, taking off his cream-coloured trousers in exchange for a white pair provided by P Diddy.

Even Billy Joel's wife Katie Lee was turned away for wearing cream, and opted to go home.

Now that's what I call a news break.