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Monday, June 30, 2008

Amy Winehouse Lookin Good (per Fox News)

So according to Fox News, the authorities in truthful media Amy Winehouse's recent performance at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday concert, showcases the singer looking better than ever. Per fox news
Looking tan and radiant, Amy Winehouse on Friday sang at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday concert in London in spite of health problems that have plagued her.

I guess I beg to differ but makes me feel good to know all you need to do to hide your massive drug problem is get a tan!
PS: You can also catch her signing Free Blakey will signing Free Nelson Mandela with the Soweto Choir. Classy!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Corey Haim molested by Michael Jackson?

So tonight was the premier of The Two Coreys on A&E. I said I wasn't going to watch it but I couldn't help myself. Well it appears that the Coreys have not been getting along too well since we last left them. Corey Haim is back in Los Angeles and the two decide to "clear the air" so to speak at a Deli. Now make of their conversation what you will but I read between the lines that Michael Jackson might have been involved in this dispute. But don't take my word for it. (Reading Rainbow)

Haim: I'll call you one better, you let me get fucked around in my life, raped so to speak, when I was about 14 1/2 and I'm saying, by a guy you still hang around with and tell me (I'm 14) to take fucking responsibility.

Feldman: Shakes his head no

Haim: You know exactly what I'm talking about. What did you do man when you saw that shit going down? What did you do? You knew about it, besides being his best friend? What'd you do? What'd you do? Fuck all is what you did man.
Feldman: I believe I ...

Haim: lines of cocaine with me, god bless you.

Feldman: You, you wana talk about the truth? Okay well let's talk about the truth. I was being molested at the same time by somebody else what did you do? What did you do?

Haim: Talked to you about it.

Feldman: You talked to me about it!?

Haim: Yeah dude you told me, "yesterday while I was sleeping this happened to me, this happened to me." I'm like dude you weren't sleeping. I tired to talk to you about it.

Feldman: Yeah, were you sleeping?

Haim: I was awake Corey, I was very fuckin aware what was going on with me.

Feldman: Okay. Uhhh!

After this Corey Haim leaves the Deli. All I can do is wonder who molested this boy?? Hmm... let's see well I know he was Corey Feldman's best friend. I don't know what you think but I'm thinking the gloved one is to blame.