Craptanisty Land

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Worst Food of 2009

So Men's Fitness just came out with their list of the 20 worst foods of 2009. Scrolling down the list I find it hard to believe that it is even possible to make this food. Take the Baskin Robins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake. How do you cram 135 grams of fat into this. It baffles the mind. Currently I am trying to keep my meals to between 12 to 15 grams of fat. So by my calculations it would take me three days of regular meals to equal the fat intake of one shake that probably only takes two minutes to finish. 

In other over-eaters news local police were called to the Golden Corral to break up a fight because they ran out of steak. 

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Another Rick for Lulu

Just checked out Lulu's blog and felt I needed to share another "Rick" video with all.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Gottshalks goes under

Okay Fresnarians get out your hankies. The staple of Fresno's fashion and design savvy Gottschalks department store declared bankruptcy. In all honesty aside from the human impact and jobs loss, there will be no love loss here in Craptanisty Land. As a child Gottschalks really was the most upscale store Fresno had. They were the only store to carry the more expensive "bourgie" brands like Esprit or Guess. Unfortunately all they carried was watered downed crap that they attempted to pass off as "Central Valley Fashion". You know what I'm talking about. Compound-esq  floral dresses with that stupid barrette in back to give the hint of a waist line. I sure if I could speak to their merchandise buyer they would tell me that the Gottschalks customer does not want stuffy New York or L A style fashions instead they like something a little more laid back and less flashy. So in closing thank you Gottschalks for giving the Central Valley absolutely thoughtless fashion and for clothing What Not to Wear candidate for over 4 decades. You must be proud. 

Monday, January 12, 2009

Bad Weekend for Pirates

Congratulations pirates for hijacking a Saudi oil tanker and receiving an 3 million ransom. Unfortunately you made too hasty of a get away this weekend which resulted in not only the drowning of 5  pirates but also the loss of your treasure.