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Friday, September 25, 2009

Narcisist of the Week 9/25/09

This was kind of a slow week for the Narcissists. They have either gone to therapy or been keepin it on the down low. So today I honor one of my favorite Narcissists of all time Miss Oprah Winfery.

I honor her this week basically because I could find anyone else. She didn't really do anything Narcissistic this week but she did do something and she is a Narcissist so here goes.

This week Oprah turned a corner in her life and had Jay-Z on her program. For me this is confusing because 3 years ago Ice Cube was very public in his feelings o being snubbed by Oprah.

I've been involved in three projects pitched to her, but I've never been asked
to participate. For Barbershop, she had Cedric the Entertainer and Eve on, but I
wasn't invited. Maybe she's got a problem with hip-hop. ... She's had damn
rapists, child molesters and lying authors on her show. And if I'm not a
rags-to-riches story for her, who is?"

He seems to suggest that she has something against Rappers. People's suspicions were furthered when she invited the full cast of Crash on her show with the exception of Ludacris. Later Oprah addressed these suspicions by saying

I am a woman who has worked very hard for my status in the world and as a human
being. I don’t want to be marginalized by music or any form of art. I’m not
opposed to rap. I’m opposed to being marginalized as a woman

So what happend Oprah? Are you no longer opposed to being marginalized as a woman? Are you not familiar with Jay-Z's work? Oh wait I know. You are a total Narcisist and the rules (even the ones you impose) don't apply to you.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Narcissist of the week 9/18/09

Okay everyone knows that Kanye West is the real Narcissist of this week but I didn't want to re-hash the story that everyone is talking about. So instead I give you the first, of what is sure to be many, Narcissist of the week award to Lindsey Lohan.

I guess it's Fashion Week in New York and since Lindsey hasn't been working much lately she has been taking in the shows. So what is a Narcissist to do when they show up to a fashion show and don't like the seating arrangement? You re-arrange the seating cards yourself! Duh!

I mean the event producers obviously need her help in arranging the seating. And what does a Narcissist do when she comes across the card of another celeb or model she doesn't like? Throw the card on the floor, of course! And what do you say when staffers ask you not to touch the cards. You say, "don't f***ing touch me."

All I can say is bravo Lindsey you are a true Narcissist. Can't wait to hand out more awards to you in the future.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Narcissist of the Week 9/11/09

This is a new feature on my blog that might encourage me to post with more regularity. You see at least once a week there is someone that surprises, shocks and leaves me flabbergasted with their outright narcissism. So rather than be a hater ,I might as well award them. So this weeks winner and the 1st ever recipient of the Craptanisty Land Narcissist of the Week award is..... CHARLIE SHEEN! (Dumm, Dumm, Dumm)

Why have I bestowed such an honor on you? Is it because I just found out that you are a Truther? Is it because you made a very public request for 20 minutes of our Presidents time to discuss the 9/11 conspiracy?

No you get this honor because not only are you a Truther and not only did you request 20 minutes with the President but that you also published transcripts of make-believe interview with the President where you not only include your questions posed Obama but you included his response!!! According to Mr. Sheen he has researched Mr. Obama's previous speeches and interviews so he was able to determine how the president would respond

Just read some of these excerpts from the imaginary interview ( I've italicized some really Narcissy comments)

PBO – And I appreciate that Charlie. Big fan of the show, by the way.

CS – Sir, I can’t imagine when you might find the time to actually watch my show given the measure of what you inherited.

PBO I have it Tivo’d on Air Force One. Nice break from the traveling press corps. (He glances at his watch) not to be abrupt or to rush you, but you have 19 minutes left.

After this President Obama is so impressed by the persuasive powers of Mr. Sheen that he asks him to "brief" him on the 911 situation, followed by

PBO – Well Charlie I can’t say this hasn’t been interesting. As I said earlier you’ve showed up today focused and organized. Regardless how I feel about the material you’ve presented, I must commend your dedication and zeal. However, our time here is up.

Charlie ends this by noting What you have just read didn’t actually happen… yet.
Groan!!!! Also Mr. Sheen why did you make our President speak with such poor grammar. I mean really double negatives. Even I know better than that.