Narcissist of the Week 9/11/09

This is a new feature on my blog that might encourage me to post with more regularity. You see at least once a week there is someone that surprises, shocks and leaves me flabbergasted with their outright narcissism. So rather than be a hater ,I might as well award them. So this weeks winner and the 1st ever recipient of the Craptanisty Land Narcissist of the Week award is..... CHARLIE SHEEN! (Dumm, Dumm, Dumm)


Why have I bestowed such an honor on you? Is it because I just found out that you are a Truther? Is it because you made a very public request for 20 minutes of our Presidents time to discuss the 9/11 conspiracy?

No you get this honor because not only are you a Truther and not only did you request 20 minutes with the President but that you also published transcripts of make-believe interview with the President where you not only include your questions posed Obama but you included his response!!! According to Mr. Sheen he has researched Mr. Obama's previous speeches and interviews so he was able to determine how the president would respond

Just read some of these excerpts from the imaginary interview ( I've italicized some really Narcissy comments)

PBO – And I appreciate that Charlie. Big fan of the show, by the way.

CS – Sir, I can’t imagine when you might find the time to actually watch my show given the measure of what you inherited.

PBO – I have it Tivo’d on Air Force One. Nice break from the traveling press corps. (He glances at his watch) not to be abrupt or to rush you, but you have 19 minutes left.

After this President Obama is so impressed by the persuasive powers of Mr. Sheen that he asks him to "brief" him on the 911 situation, followed by

PBO – Well Charlie I can’t say this hasn’t been interesting. As I said earlier you’ve showed up today focused and organized. Regardless how I feel about the material you’ve presented, I must commend your dedication and zeal. However, our time here is up.

Charlie ends this by noting What you have just read didn’t actually happen… yet.
Groan!!!! Also Mr. Sheen why did you make our President speak with such poor grammar. I mean really double negatives. Even I know better than that.