Craptanisty Land

Monday, March 31, 2008

My patience has expired

At Christmas Ed gave me an Annoy-A-Tron.

I had seen this in Think Geek and had vision of using it against my co-workers. However when the Holidays rolled around I was in a jollier mood and decided not to use it until I needed to.

Today is that day. I has only been four hours and their incessant complaining, reading emails aloud (that I just sent them), vocalizing every thought that tumbles across their brain (like the barren prairie) and audible exhales has brought me to the verge of nausea.

Tomorrow I will install it and reveille in reporting all the dysfunction it causes

Monday, March 24, 2008

What I want to buy myself for my birthday

So my birthday is coming up. I'm a little to old for presents but old enough to start buying myself presents and these are topping my list.

Friday, March 21, 2008

I'm Stuborn

Just a note I will not be posting again until someone else comments on my Tracy Morgan post. Good or bad but I think it deserves a comment.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

That's What I'm Talkin' A bout

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Keinickie finds God (sort of)

My favorite Celbrity Rehab patient by far this season was Jeff Conaway. I was really bummed when he check out of treatment early. However I found out last night while listening to him on Love Lines that not only is he still with his girlfriend Vikki, he is also sober through the help of Scientology.

According to Conaway, “I’ve been doing doctor was like, 'Holy cow,' he says, 'Whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working.' ”

Conaway says his former Grease co-star John Travolta introduced him to the controversial religion. “John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…he gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”

Conaway, who lost over 40 pounds while participating in VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, tells INSIDE EDITION he can’t wait to get back in front of the camera. “I’m going to be strong and healthy and totally together. I’ve got to get ready for my Academy Award®.”

Bad day for toilets

Today was a bad new day for toilets. First this morning I hear about the man from Ness City Kanas who was facing charges for allowing his girlfriend to sit on their toilet so long that her body became stuck to the seat. According to the article
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple was among authorities who discovered the woman last month living in the bathroom of a mobile home she shared with her boyfriend, Kory McFarren.

"The house was cluttered but not in shambles," he said. "The smell was overpowering -- a terrible smell about the house, obviously coming from where she was at."

McFarren, 36, told police his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, 35, had a phobia about leaving the bathroom and may not have left the bathroom in two years, although he's unsure how long she was in there.

He said during that time, he brought her food, water, and clean clothes.

"The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," he told The Associated Press on Thursday.

The sheriff said that judging by the woman's condition -- she had open sores on which the toilet seat would stick -- it appeared she likely sat on the toilet continually for at least a month.

And then there is the story of a 36-year-old woman was arrested this week on suspicion of trespassing after Boulder police said she locked herself in the bathroom of a local Wendy's restaurant with a dead dog stuffed in a duffel bag.

After Wendy Louise Washum, of Aurora, had been locked in the Wendy's restroom for 30 minutes Monday, restaurant employees started complaining of a foul odor, according to Boulder police.

Washum told restaurant employees that she "had something in her teeth from the Frosty she purchased and was trying to clean her teeth," an officer wrote in a police report. "Washum's teeth were primarily yellow, and she stated her teeth were white before she had the the Frosty."

When police officers arrived at the 1965 28th St. restaurant, they persuaded the woman to open the door and discovered she was carrying a large duffel bag with a dead dog inside, police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said.

"The woman began crying and said the dog had been dead for a week, but she believed it would come back to life in 13 (more) days," Huntley said in a statement.

Monday, March 10, 2008


So this is the Cardigan that I was wearing when I saw Elenore's Cardigan Meme.

Cap'n Crunch Update

Well I must say that I was mildly disappointed by the Cap'n Crunch Shake. It didn't have strong enough Cap'n flavor for my taste and the crumbled bits of cereal were an odd texture sensation. However I did wake up at 4:00 am craving another one. Go figure.

Friday, March 07, 2008

To Do List

This weekend I have to get a few things done so I feel productive. On the top of my list will be trying the Carl's Jr. Cap'n Crunch Milkshake. I'm very intrigued by this shake. This flavor appears to have come out of nowhere (not an established icecream, slurpee or starbucks drink flavor). Cap'n Crunch is one of my favorite cereals but I'm not sure if I'm ready for it in my milkshake. But I'll let you know what I think.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

As Requested