Adventures in Ambien Land

I am almost too ashamed to write this latest adventure, but maybe it will brighten you day. Last night after I took my Ambien I got into the refrigerator (this is nothing new). However after finishing off my leftover french fries from the night before I felt like a cigarette. But there were no cigarettes in the house. What's a girl to do?

Well I don't know what a girl is to do but, I decided to get a wine cooler out of the fridge, walk over to the next door neighbor's house (who I've never spoken to before) in my p.j.'s and ask them if they will trade me a cigarette for a wine cooler. They were kind enough to oblige me and my only saving grace is that I have seen them do some pretty crazy things as well.

I don't know what to say except "My Bad."