Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Adevntures in thr Smokey Eye look
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I'm not a prude but...
I'm not a total prude but I was looking through a recent clothing ad. and the names of these two items of clothing struck me as ....inappropriate.
This one is called the Divorcee Bralette. What does this bra have to do with being a divorcee?? I'm puzzled.
This is called the Stuffin' for the Muffin Trouser Jean. Again my reaction is what???
Saturday, September 08, 2007
My New Job
According to the Career Manager on the Worst Jobs in History. This job is right up my ally. Because I don't mind hard work but would rather not die in the process
Friday, September 07, 2007
Vote for Pedro
Celebrities battle it out and learn to spit lyrics from the biggest names in Hip Hop in MTV's 'Celebrity Rap Superstar'
The cast will include Celebrity Mentors: Tone Loc, Paul Wall, Warren G and more; Celebrity Contestants: Perez Hilton, Sebastian Bach, Kendra Wilson, Shar Jackson, Jason from the Hills and Efron Ramirez. Each week the celebrities and their personal rap mentors will work together on honing their rapping skills.
My vote for total train wreck is Efron Raminez (you can see the video by clicking on this link) or Jason from the Hills.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Adventures in Ambien Land
I am almost too ashamed to write this latest adventure, but maybe it will brighten you day. Last night after I took my Ambien I got into the refrigerator (this is nothing new). However after finishing off my leftover french fries from the night before I felt like a cigarette. But there were no cigarettes in the house. What's a girl to do?
Well I don't know what a girl is to do but, I decided to get a wine cooler out of the fridge, walk over to the next door neighbor's house (who I've never spoken to before) in my p.j.'s and ask them if they will trade me a cigarette for a wine cooler. They were kind enough to oblige me and my only saving grace is that I have seen them do some pretty crazy things as well.
I don't know what to say except "My Bad."
Monday, September 03, 2007
Today when I was watching T.V. I saw that the news scroll started in at the bottom. My mind started to raise. What happened?? Did Lindsey Lohan rob a pharmacy? Did Brittney wear panties this Labor Day? Did Nicole Ritchie solve the mystery of her inability to gain weight? No, No, and No.
What was the breaking news story? Apparently Billy Joel's wife was denied entrance into Puffy's Labor Day White Party.
Why was she denied entrance?
Security was very tight at the bash, with the rap mogul's security guards turning away guests who weren't wearing pure white.Now that's what I call a news break.
The paper reports that one unlucky man had to strip off in the street, taking off his cream-coloured trousers in exchange for a white pair provided by P Diddy.
Even Billy Joel's wife Katie Lee was turned away for wearing cream, and opted to go home.